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From: ~Wiewel.com~ A Family of Small Home-based Businesses in the Northern Fox Valley area of Illinois here to serve you.

These small Home-based Businesses are made up of Wiewel brothers. We hope this web site will help you on your quest for a beautiful home inside and out.

If you have a good riddle to put at the bottom of the web pages, let us know. If it sounds good, you might see it there in the near future. (until another comes along, of course) Send them to jokes@wiewel.com
 
Clean jokes are welcome also. Let me see them. I love to laugh. It's the healthy thing to do!


 
Weather Vanity
The Native Americans asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to
be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter
was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood
to be prepared.

Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the
National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"

The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed."

So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to
be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again,
"Is it going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every
scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather
Service again: "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replies, "the Native Americans are collecting wood like crazy!"

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